ATTN: collectiveboxwhatevershu'up
please have these on high rotation in time for my visitation
something something vacation something something rhythm nation
i guess it was probably medicinal, you know, for when she had the cancer-schmancer
good news everyone, while you’ve been off relentlessly promoting the legal and moral rights of gays by having to enforce christian values onto an ancient form of sexuality, straight young men all around the world still ain’t getting no mouthpussy.
(thanks to tinaturner for the inadvertent hahas. also i should point out that the subject heading is a FB group, not a personal issue he has with women)
(via fuckyeahdeancain)
Someone had to do it…
just gonna put it out there: dean cain’s physique was never quite steel-like. notice the significant separation between the pectorals? the suggestion of (quite the handful of, mind you) underboob? in fact, the only thing steely about this image is his impressive 90’s hairdo.
that being said at age 14 when the internet was made affordable and accessible (or as i believed it to be at the time, invented) the “REAL” naked photos of dean cain all over the internet were like some secret pornographers gold.
reblogged from idledays
thanks planet earth, it’s been great hanging out here for the last 27 years but JBY&M you’re kind of a bit full on sometimes.
Fuji Film Intax Mini 7S Camera - Instant gratification from this (newish) instantamatic camera that runs for under 100 bucks. White space age shaped camera takes super color saturated credit card size photos on film that costs you about 95 cents a print…hmmm….
well recommended and oft-loved by all of us at house of box
reblogged from jockohomo
Egyptian Pharaoh Expert Curses Beyonce!!!
Top Egyptologist Zahi Hawass ridiculed Beyonce for being insufficiently reverential when he took her on as tour of the pyramids this week, in an outspoken attack on the US celebrity; “I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her a book on King Tutankhamen,” the Secretary General of the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities told al-Shorouk newspaper reporter Summer al-Gamal.
“She’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand,” he complained, “She’s coming here to take pictures and that’s it,” The outspoken tour guide, who showed President Obama round the pyramids earlier this year, is the world’s foremost authority on Egyptology, revealing intimate knowledge of several curses in his 2000 book ‘Valley of the Golden Mummies’.
According to his entry on Wikipedia three relatives died on consecutive years the day he moved some artifacts from the Kom Abu-Bellou site and he was also haunted by dreams of children after moving two mummies. “He came to the conclusion that mummies should not be displayed though it was a lesser evil than allowing the general public into the tombs,” says Wikipedia in its ‘Curse of the Pharaohs’ entry.
“Hawass also recorded an incident relating to a sick young boy who loved Ancient Egypt and was subject to a “miracle” cure in the Egyptian Museum when he looked into the eyes of the mummy of King Ahmose I. Thereafter the boy read everything he could find on Ancient Egypt, especially the Hyksos period.”
Story credited to Jonty Skrufff Newsletter, or perhaps you’d like to follow Jonty on Twitter.
Oh no he didn’t. Well, Mr WhoreAss, I think you’ll find you’ve just made a new powerful enemy. No-one can expect Her Fierceness to be reverential around ancient artefacts when she herself is so venerated by the heavens. Those mummies should have dropped down almost to the floor with it in honour the most beautiful ebonicist since cleopatra (ancient queen, not late 90’s three-piece psuedo-christian minghers from UK ) entered their tomb.
But at times like these I remember what MY african queen would say under attack: “I’m the lady sippin Baileys while I strut like a model/if the ladies wanna hate me i just send em a bottle.”
Mr WhoreAss, you should therefore be on the lookout for a bottle of crystAL being delivered any day now, either carried by the sweet melodies of Her Fierceness or Solange if she ain’t got much on.
reblogged from jockohomo
